With a new year

....beginning what is your resolution going to be? Are you going to resolve to be:

*more caring
*more patient
*less distracted
*thinner
*happier
*healthier
*more networked
*less stressed
*find a better job

In this the time of new beginnings I believe that we all start the year with highest hopes that our upcoming year will be better. We have it within ourselves to shape our universe, yet we become so jaded and brow beaten that we forget this and take into depression and despair.
Let us make the best of 2008, let us not negate our resolutions as we tend to do 2 or 3 weeks into them. I know that with work, and family its hard to maintain certain goals but that is what makes them all the more rewarding, is when you finish them you can look back and say "look at my hardwork and here is my payoff."
I hope that you all have this wonderful opportunity to reflect on your life, your family, and what have you and begin mapping out your new hopes, and dreams, and make them a reality. Just keep in mind that if you set your goals too high your are just setting yourself up for destruction.

So from my desktop to yours

Happy New Years

WHY did i have to go on the fucking quest for the holy grail...

...when i went looking for a bathroom at the Galleria at Tyler in Riverside, Ca. I was in JC Penny's and I really had to go. They use to be downstairs by the girls clothing but they moved them. Well I asked on of the sales clerks where they were now located, and she said that the mens was upstairs by the salon. Ok so I went upstairs and looked for the salon and in the mean time I found a sign that said restroom's. So I thought ok maybe its over there.
So I mozy on over and found not the mens but the womens and the store offices. I asked the guy at the counter in front of the womens restroom and he said that he didnt know where the mens was.....? I continued on my search and finally found the salon, now by this point my fucking bladder was about the size of a beach ball. Still no bathroom. I asked another guy who worked there and he pointed to this dark creavus in the wall and said 'its there' well after making my way through the people crowding around the various selves and racks and pushed some coats out of the way i finally make it into the bathroom.

But really people I was about to piss on something and blame it on some little kid...lol

Only a few days left

GOD DAMN IT is all i have say!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so yet another damned set back but this time its kinda my fault.....I know that people always say save, save, save, back up, back up, back up.....I lost all of the work that i just did on the website and all the new pictures. SOOOOOOOOO its going to be a few more days until its back up.

sorry guys


JD

Cold Weather, Christmas, and Holiday Madness

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Set Back

OK, well i hate delivering bad news but currently as of 12/18/2007 @ 9:19 pm pst my launch date has been postponed until 3/25/08 due to computer problems. My server hard drive went down and along with it all the data, photos, and programs that were suppose to launch on 1/2/08.
But good news is that web cam, and phone sex options have not been effected by these developments. My IT people assure me that we will have everything up and running and back on schedule by Thursday or Friday with minimal to no further set backs.

So heres to hoping.

And as always you can call me anytime day or night 800-863-5478 ext 0465430

JD

The wonderful world of web design

Well the new website is taking some time to develop and its becoming more time consuming than I wanted it to be but hopefully it will be totally bad ass. I am taking PSO calls at 800-863-5478 x 0465430 all day every day until 12/25 and will be on x-mas vacation until 12/28 so I hope that you all take advantage of this. Anyways I just wanted to update for you all.

Hope everything is going well.


TTUL

JD

MAKE IT STOP

my fucking neighbors have this singing xmas display that is about to fucking kill me.....i cant sleep and this damn thing is making me want to kill puppies............


HELP ME PLEASE

Random Hoopla

Well I have been taking classes at my local J.C. and one of the classes that i have been taking is Introduction to Flash and with this handy dandy little class and application I have begun working on creating a new website that will be interactive and more browser compatible with all the newest browsers/software.
Its coming along very well, but im not sure if im going to fully launch that site right now. Im also working on really getting my phone sex up and going 24hrs a day and now have that ability, however there are certain times of the day but its damn near 24 hours a day lol....

But anyways I just wanted to give you all an update. ttul

call me 800-86-5478 ext 0465430

PEOPLE ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

OK so here's the question, if you are well lets say talking about your car getting fixed and then someone ties lets say red shoes into the conversation and starts trying to
compare the two wouldn't that just make you angry?
Now I know that your sitting here trying to read that last paragraph wondering if I typed it out wrong but well I will for your sake tell you that I
didn't type it wrong, and yes it is suppose to be that confusing. Recently I was the center of the universe in two peoples argument. Now we will call person A Bob and person B Jan.
Now Bob has a child we will call Greg. Now Greg is failing his subjects at school and has been sent home a notice saying that if he doesn't improve within the next couple of months that he will have to attend summer school or be held back a grade.
Well Bob tells Greg that if improvements aren't shown within X number of days that Greg will be attending Continuation School.

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Pretty straight forward thus far correct?
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So Bob turns to Jan and says "man its hard for me to say stuff like that to him, because I just want nothing but the best for him..." (a reasonable heartfelt statement from a caring and concerned parent.) Then Jan says "what is hard about it, we have given him every opportunity for him to do well, we have restricted him, taken things away, ect. and nothing works. If he does well in Continuation School then that is where he should be."
To which Bob replies with "you just don't understand" and Jan says "what don't I understand? That you don't want to say things like that to him because you didn't complete school yourself or what?" Which thus begins the fight.

Jan and Bob begin fighting about Greg's GPA, and lack of conviction on Bob's part in the whole education process, which leads Bob into then attacking me. NOW this is where it gets interesting. Bob starts yelling at Jan about me because I don't have a 'job' because the adult industry isn't a real 9-5 but well we all know that its actually a 5am-12am + and that begins the whole he said she said, he does this and doesn't do that, bullshit. So as the fight progresses, Bob then turns on Jan. And finally it ends up with Jan telling Bob to get out of the house.

A then quickly humbled Bob begin begging for more time than a 3 day leave notice, and to which Jan says "get the fuck out, you don't care about me and what happens in this house then why the fuck should I care about you.....figure it out ass hole, your out tomorrow."

I love how I am the center of the universe for people, especially when they "don't like me" because it seems that the more that someone hates you the more that they have tabs on
what's going on in your life. But hey, fuck what you heard, recognize what you see, love your haters because they're your biggest fans....!

Looking for help

Hey there guys, im looking for help right now. I am in need of some ideas of what to add to my new page to make it more appealing and interactive for you all. I currently have live webcam feeds, an affiliates section, and video blogs, as well as a reg text blog area. So if you have any suggestions just hit me up.
Remember that the site goes live on 1/1/08 so time is really ticking!

Again, thanks in advance


JD

Coming this Janurary 2008

Hey there boys and girls, I am currently undergoing a whole new renovation with Rude.com, and some of the other places that I currently am working. Also along with that I'm going to school full time now and am also looking for a non-industry job too. But dont worry I haven't forgotten about my fans. I am going to start Video Blogging now so that you dont have to read my god awful spelling and what have you.

SO check out the whole new me airing at www.jdstyles4u.com and stay tuned.

Update for the past month or two

hey there guys, im so sorry that i havent updated in a few minutes. I have returned to school and my schdule has been hell. Im taking several classes each with a huge demand on my time. Though I have not forgotten you all.
Right now I have several new things in the mix and hope to be launching them very very soon for your viewing pleasure. Also im working on a whole new totally interactive flash baised website that is sure to help you keep your wood under control. Im looking forward to getting back in front of the camera for you and making the whole experience 1000 times better. so please bare with me as im undergoing a lot of changes and also look for me this week end at Glamour Con Los Angels as I will be walking the exhibit and doing a signing. Hope to see you all there.

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School Daze

My fucking god folks. Well as most of you know already Im starting school Sept 4th and will get out Dec 22nd and that Im going to try and take a Phelbotmy class but the class is full. Today I came to the horrible realization that everything was going to happen in 4 days. God help me. I have to go to school at 7:45 am and try to catch my Professor in the lab department so that I may take the class, then i have to go to the doctors at 2:00 pm and be done by 4:00 to make it to the Phelbotmy Class to hopfully get added and not get out of there until 9:40 pm, and then sometime within the next couple of days get my assement test done, and get signed up for EOPS...WOOT so yeah I have been hella busy. Also I have been Reoping cars and am dead fucking tired but thats a different story.

JD Styles Update

Well I have stepped out of the limelight for a bit to pursue my interests of becoming a Phelbotmist and to spend sometime with family. Yes even I have family, though I don't like to admit to it lol.
Yes I want to become a medically trained and paid vampire, making some good money and still do my porn on the side. And am currently watching Party Monster, and looking at how that use to be my life, but enough of that. So yes yes I have to go forth and play.

I could have died

ok so my sister had this wonderful idea about going forth into the wilderness and go camping....ok well it sounded fun and was something that i hadnt done in a while (since i was 12 and in the boyscouts) so we went to bogart park in cherry valley ca and rented a camp ground, and did fishing and made smores and just sat around a campfire just enjoying the fact that it was nice and cool and that we were all getting along.
As the night drew to a close, we all began to go to sleep. At 2:30-3:00 this morning i got up and used the bathroom outside on the side of the tree next to my tent then i went back to bed, only to be awaken by my sister crying and hyperventilating, i said sis whats wrong, she said "b b bear" I put my glasses on and sure as shit there was a large california golden brown bear standing less than 5ft from my tent rooting through the trash. I unzipped my tent really fast and got out and shined my light on it and said "yah bear....oh bear" and it looked at me and then I yelled "frank theres a bear" really loud and it took off running into the ditch next to our camp site. Shaking with adreline I began shining my light around trying to catch a glimpse of it and hoping that i wouldnt that it ran off into the woods.
Now when we left we ran into another bear w/ her cubs and we just kept driving.

im now home and probably never going to go camping.

Updates and hard work

Ok so you all might have noticed that I havent updated in a while and that is because I have been working as a Repo Man...Yes that is right a mutha fucking REPO MAN. From Porn Prince to Grease Monkey Car Repossessor

So yes i am trying not to neglect the "pone" but its hard to work when you are not able to sit down for more than 45 seconds but be patient i will do my best

The Cycle of Life and Death....the harshness of nature

Today I witnessed the cycle of life and death, and the harshness of nature. As I was walking down the street I saw a baby bird that was maybe about 6 days old. Its gray skin barely showing the sines of having small fuzz, its little beak open chirping for its mother and father to help it back to the nest. Panting hard because it lay exposed in the sunlight. With quiet eyes the mother and father looked down upon me to see what it was that I was going to do to their baby. I scooped it up and placed it within the grass next to the tree in which i assumed the nest was in. I said a whispered prayer for the little chick, asking that the god that governs creatures both great and small would watch over it, and give the parents strength to make the flight back up the 30 something feet to the top where their nest was. I crossed the street and stood there reciting my pagan prayers to the gods of animals. I watched with heartbreaking sadness as all the birds came down from the trees and sat on the wall or low hanging limbs to see this poor baby laying helpless in the grass, each swooping close to it as if to pay respects and tell it goodbye. The mother came the closest to the chick, and chirped a small uninspired repetion of sounds at it, as another bird fluttered above them. I looked upon this and realized that the chick was too heavy for them to lift off of the ground.

I turned and continued on my journey and when I returned home that evening I looked to the grass where I had laid the small beast and saw that it was dead. A sadness filled me knowing that I was the last person to have seen it alive, and knowing that I was probably the only person in the whole of the universe that really cared if this little bird lived or died. Though I realized at that moment that is just the cycle of life and death, and the harshness of nature. We as humans have our own worries when it comes to death, we have sickness, murder, war, famine, and many other things that prove to us just how fragile our bodies and lives really are. These creatures share the same fates as us. Their wars fought with beak, claw, teeth, and horn. Murder coming from the alpha male of a pride, pack, or higher being on the food chain. The famine that plights us also brings starvation to them. No matter how much we view ourselves apart from them, this affinity came like a flood over me that we really are interconnected, a symbiotic extention of one another. The animals of this world bring us such joy and beauty, yet we take from them their lands to further our human progression. Setting aside 3 or 4 acres here and there for "national parks" or "wildlife preserve" when they had all the world to roam. When did we become an all consuming fire that had no thought or feeling, and just raped and pillaged the land.

Then when nature is backed into a corner, it becomes unstable, and dangerous. The animals that once hunted where the newest Wal-Mart now stands are forced to scrounge through new suburbia for scraps that we scrape from our plates. Eating and picking through our discarded feasts. While we live in our homes of stone and mortar content with our gultinay and bind content for the world around us. Like the ancient Romans with their lavish houses, and barbaric feasts, where the attending guests would gorge themselves to the point where another morsel couldn't be placed within their mouths, they would excuse themselves to the vomitariums of their hosts estate and purge from them their over crowed meals, just to sit before the feast and gorge themselves again. We are consuming the same way, with out content or a thought toward tomorrow. We fill the skies with ashes, and pollution. We clear lands in thousands of acres a day for wood, and land to build our homes. We take and take with no promise of return.

I weep for all manner of person or beast for when one goes the other will follow. Our progress is slowly plucking at the treads that keep us all alive and together. What a sad sad world we are now living in.

funny sad but true

Subject: First Graders

> >>A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
> >>>using a bowl of Lifesavers.
> >>>
> >>>The children began to say:
> >>>
> >>>Red......................Cherry
> >>>Yellow................Lemon
> >>>Green...................Lime
> >>>Orange.................Orange
> >>>
> >>>Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
> >>>
> >>>None of the children could identify the taste.
> >>>
> >>>"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
> >>>may sometimes call your father."
> >>>
> >>>One little girl looked up in horror, and yelled
>>>>"Oh, my God...spit them out...they're assholes"

i hate the fucking rude

Ok so my grandmother called me today because i havent talked to her in almost 2 weeks which for me to not have talked to her is along time, well dont you just love it when your on the phone and people keep picking up and hanging up...WTF GIVE ME A GOD DAMN MINUTE.....I understand that others need to use the phone but im not going to tell my 86 year old grand mother to hang up because i cant fucking talk because other assholes need to use the god damned phone......fuck that shit, she wont be around in 6 or 7 years im pretty sure what ever fucking 'business that you need to take care of will be around in 40 or 50 minutes. But hey maybe im just a son of a bitch that dont understand. Oh well.

Hating on the Postal Service

I HATE THE GOD DAMN POSTAL SERVICE, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DIPTARDS.

Ok so for the last month and a half I have been in battle with the USPS and the mighty powers of stupidity that steam from within its beuricatic bowls. My father and I have the same name save for our middle initial his is "L" and mine is "D". Well for the past 40 years my father has always received his mail when addressed Jerald Lynn Styles or JD Styles SR. I now into my late 20's almost into my 30's I have decided that its time for me to retrieve my own mail from my postal box.
So I do what any normal red blooded american does as a right of passage I change my address from mom and dads to my new home. *insert golf clap here* ENTER THE POST OFFICE with the collective intelligence of 3 day old cum on a hookers chin. Because my father and I share the same name different middle I have now began reciving his shit at my house. I try to explain to the man that all his mail that is coming via Johnathan David Styles or JD Styles or even J Styles will becoming to my house because we share a name that is similar and what have you. *Fire good when cooking, bad when touched.....*(said like a cave man) so this appeases the gods for a moment until the Prom Night Dumpster Baby of a Post Master decided to stamp Send to Johnathan D Styles ***50 San***** Dr SP#**8 M***** ****** , CA 9**** on my dads work check. NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! So today I open the mail and lo and behold there is his fucking pay check staring at me like "Hi bitch how you do?" spinning me into a whole new level of pissed off. So I make the dreaded walk back into the house to call him knowing full well that he is about ready to crawl up my ass and place C4 explosives on my colon and detonate it as he is running the other way. So I dialed the number to rang the operator of death "HEY BOY" comes across the phone, and before I have a chance to state my case he says "my check is there isnt it?" I look around and out the window thinking that he may be watching me, and I said "yeah its..." *here begins the longest slue of profanity that I've ever heard in my life* when he stopped for a breath I quickly raised the white flag of SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET A BITCH SPEAK FOR A SECOND now that I had the platform I chose my words more carefully than a Greek Poet and delicately put them together in a calm soothing way to try and save what was left of my bleeding ass. "Dad I will go down and change my address to yours again but I have alot of things coming in the mail and you will have to fed ex them for next day service in order for me to get my affairs in order." *you could actually hear the crack of his psyche as he snapped and reverted backwards in time into a creature that I dont think the great minds of science have yet to unearth or categorizes into a genius or other branch of living or extinct animal yet to be classified so I went ahead and told him to give me his account number (which you would have thought that i had just asked the Pentagon for Launch Codes) but explained that i was going to go down to the bank and deposit his money into his account he was ok and cool with that idea. So the universe is back in somewhat of an order and things are not smooth but a little less bumpy.
So anyways I hope you've enjoyed this latest installment of WHY THE WORLD IS MY FAULT.

Fucking what the hell

Ok im pretty sure that the whole world can relate to the whole money problem issue but god damn, when you go to offer someone money that you dont have to give them wouldnt you think that they would at least say oh awsome thanks or something like that shit.....Oh fucking hell no not in my house. I get my check and cash it and offer it up just to help and pretty much spit at. "thats not even going to get us through the week" WTF get your money else where, ungreatful assholes. so yeah anyways, grrrr is a good statment for the night. AND THEN, I said that i was probably going to go to the moives and you would have thought that i asked for a leg to be cut off...."well if you go to the movies we really wont make it...." UM EXCUSE ME BUT IT IS MY FUCKING MONEY AND I DONT HAVE TO LET YOU USE ANY OF IT, BUT UM OK........

so yes, the more that i have to deal with money the more that i just want to be come a hobbit in the wildreness and live off the land, and say fuck you to the god almight dollar, and bills, and the fucking unneeded stress of the green.

anyways on a lighter note, I spent the 4th of july by myself watching my fav Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes and just listening to all the guns and what have you go off in good old city life.

My toy moved away

My next door neighbor's boyfriend and her broke up. And now he is going away. However, he did leave me his number and told me that he would call and that we could still go to the movies. So i will have to work on him later.

LEAVE THE FUCKING LITE ON

OK so do we all know and understand the function of a nightlight? WELL the stupid ass couch deweller that my sister calls her ex cannot leave the fucking thing alone. He has now removed the light bulb out of it and has done god knows what with it. So I took my neices tinkerbell lite and pluged it in where the night lite was.
So we shall see what type of shit it will now increw.

Nowlive.com is featuring JD Styles :)

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songs for my life right now

Aretha Franklin - Respect
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(oo) What you want
(oo) Baby, I got
(oo) What you need
(oo) Do you know I got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

------ instrumental break ------

Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my money (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)

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Tile :Aretha Franklin - I Say A Little Prayer
This is lyrics from www.lyrics007.com
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair, now,
And wondering what dress to wear, now,
I say a little prayer for you

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever, we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.

I run for the bus, dear,
While riding I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
At work I just take time
And all through my coffee break-time,
I say a little prayer for you.

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.

My darling believe me,
For me there is no one
But you.

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Aretha Franklin - Rescue Me Lyrics

Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too

Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I need you, by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescue me

Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too

Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I need you by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely

Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby, take me baby, hold me baby, love me baby
Can't you see that I need you baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Rescue me

Come on and take my hand
Come on baby and be my man
Cuz I love you cuz I want you
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
take me baby
love me baby
need me baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely?

rescue me, rescue me.......
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Aretha Franklin - Son Of A Preacher Man Lyrics print version

Billy Ray was a preacher's son
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
When they gathered around and started talkin'
That's when Billy would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd look into my eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was



Bein' good isn't always easy
No matter how hard I try
When he started sweet-talkin' to me
He'd come'n tell me "Everything is all right"
He'd kiss and tell me "Everything is all right"
Can I get away again tonight?

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was (yes he was)

How well I remember
The look that was in his eyes
Stealin' kisses from me on the sly
Takin' time to make time
Tellin' me that he's all mine
Learnin' from each other's knowin'
Lookin' to see how much we've grown and

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was

(The only one who could ever reach me)
He was the sweet-talkin' son of a preacher man
(The only boy who could ever teach me)
Was the son of a preacher man

(The only one who could ever reach me)
Was the sweet-talkin' son of a preacher man
FADE

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Aretha Franklin - Killing Me Softly Lyrics print version

Struming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
killing me softy with his song
killing me softly with his song
telling my whole life
with his words
killing me softly with his song

I heard he sang a good song
I heard he had a style
and so i came to see
and listen for a while

and there he was this younge boy
a stranger to my eyes
Struming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
killing me softy with his song
killing me softly with his song
telling my whole life
with his words
killing me softly with his song

I felt all flushed with fever
Embarrassed by the crowd
I felt he found my letter
and read eachone out loud
I prayed that he would finish
but he just kept right on
Struming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
killing me softy with his song
killing me softly with his song
telling my whole life
with his words
killing me softly with his song

he sang as if he knew me
In all my darkness fair
and then he looked right through me
as if i wasn't there
and he kept on singing
singing clear and strong
Struming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
killing me softy with his song
killing me softly with his song
telling my whole life
with his words
killing me softly with his song

ohhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhhh...lalalal..ohhhh lalaaaaaaa

Struming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
killing me softy with his song
killing me softly with his song
telling my whole life
with his words
killing me (softly)

he was strumming my pain
yeah he was seing my life
killing me softly with his song
killing em softly with his song
telling my whole life with his words
killing me softly with his song

FUCK THE WORLD

I am living in a nightmare right now and am awake waiting to go to sleep. I am at my witts end right now and I dont know what to do about any of it. I think that my only option is to just say fuck it and become the dark evil cunty bastard that i use to be and live a life of "fuck you" and quite trying to be everything for everyone, and just focus on me my self and I and fuck who i hurt along the way. However I have tried to get away from being like that but you know what shit just happens and you really cant control everything not even your life. How can you live life with rules and dictations from people that you dont care about when you are supose to be the ruler of your own domain, life, and fate? People piss me off and I am about ready to fucking snap and its not going to be pretty. I see it unfolding all around me and its getting harder and harder to hold back. I am shaking really really bad right now because of how angery i am and its just getting worse. Im not going to hurt myself or others but i will verbally attack someone right now if they so much as sneeze. Where is my excape? where is my hope? Where is my power to change that which is causing my problems? Goddess help me though my hard times and to silently bare my cross without others knowing my burdens. Silence my voice so that I may not speak evil of others, cool my fire so that i may not rage.

The Snow Ball Effect

Dont you just love how shit works, I mean the whole snow ball effect. It starts at the top of a hill and just rolls down getting bigger and bigger until the person standing at the bottom of the hill gets ran over by it.
Well that is what happened last night folks. My sisters ex-boyfriend ("financier") yelled at or started drama with my sister which as we all know happens a lot and was one of the reason's that she left him in the first place but more on that in a minute. So of course me being the center of his universe has to start some drama about me or something I guess (sorry for being vauge but im not sure the whole reason for last night either...) but anyways it leads to my sister and I having words about "how shit is" and this is the scoop to try and bring you up to speed. Last year my sister and him split up because "i cant live with your brother....he makes me want to drink" (SCAPEGOAT) ok so he takes off, things are good between my sister and I we are having fun living life just getting back to how it use to be between us. Then she switches jobs and I try and tell her weeks before she put in her notice that its a bad idea, i had that feeling in the pit of my stomach and i just knew some shit was going to happen but she being the pig headed person that she is went ahead and quite her job of 8-9 years and starts working in a new job that was all but suited for her. Then the road there started getting bumpy and she ended up getting fired from there (..."no I quit before I could get fired....") and then became jobless for a little over 6 weeks. Enter the ex with the most $$ signs. So a man that she said "...will never come back into the house because once you leave this time you wont get a next time..." Its intresting how a person will go running back to a bad situation when they need money, but that is how the women in my mothers side of the family work, they need a man to support them. Well if my sister read this she would disagree because she can support herself....yet when she got fired instead of looking for a new job she just kissed ass and had him come back over and "help out" well this brings us to our story at hand. Last night I was hit with this "...he is paying for your bills too..." because the whole argument was about money and what have you. (actually i think it was about me going to the movies yesterday with my ex from high school and not saying anything to any one about my plans, but hey im 26 years old and dont think that i need to get permission to go somewhere.....Am I wrong?) to which i replied "I dont have any bills. The only bills that I had are no longer because they all got sent to the credit agency. And any other bills that I currently have Im taking care of on my own. He doesn't pay for shit of mine." to which she said "he pays for your rent and food..." MY RENT??? WHAT FUCKING RENT??? I dont pay rent nor was rent ever EVER EVER mentioned when I moved back in. I was told that if I watched her kid while she was at work and school that would be good enough because I would be saving her about $400 a month in child care. And I told her "even if I get another job its not going to change anything, shit is still going to be the same. I had a job last time before he left and I was still treated like shit, disrespected, and had to bite my toung. Im not going to do it anymore, when and if it goes back to being just me you and your kid then maybe i might help out a bit more, but that all depends on how shit is going at the time. Because I am only going to keep what ever other job i get until I make my trip to washington or indianana, which with the way things are going looks to be about september maybe october. And come September Im going back to school which will be taking up all of my free time that I currently have, because I will be watching your kid after school." Then the whole subject of his kid came up as to a possibility of why they got into a fight came into play. To which she said that I just need to stay away from him and that really set me off and i fired back with "how much more do you want me to stay away from him? I spend up to 22 fucking hours a day locked away in my room like a prisoner...only coming out every now and then for 'yard duty' you can fuck right the hell off with that shit, they can go home. Im tired of being chastised like some little kid when it comes to my saying anything to that fucking bastard, when Im suppose to be the person watching them and what have you. If you or him dont like the way i handle his son then find something else to do with the disrespectful son of a bitch." And just as she went to say something else the phone rang and i took it and went back to my room.

So boys and girls aren't we just amazed at how snow balls effect the whole eco-structure? How one hateful ass hole who has had some kind of vendetta out for me for 8 years or so just snow balls and creates new problems about old subjects. Its like a wound that just wont fucking heal because someone is always picking at it, making it bleed, and letting it get infected. Yeah its just fun. But through this whole ordeal I have had time to think about the future, do a little soul searching, and have learned a very good virtue Calmness and Waiting. I have very much become a spider. Waiting in my web, watching the world around me, spin and unfold, as I just sit there quietly in the dark waiting for my time to come out and play. Its hard sometimes but doable.

Erotica LA 07

I HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me tell you that there was so much to see and so much to do. There was about 14,000 people there on saturday, and many famous people like Jenna Jameson, Dave Navaro, and more. I have to give a special shout out to Wayne Productions, Sunshine Films, Izzy Charm of Izzycharm.com and Ashley Dobbs of AshleyDobbs.net for providing such an awsome time.

I am really looking forward to Erotica LA 08

LA Erotica and a week of FUN

Well I will be leaving for LA Erotica tomorrow and wont be back for a couple of days. It doesnt officially start until tomorrow at 4pm but I will be there having fun all weekend. I should be taking phone sex calls all weekend long however with all the glitz and glamour and eyecandy I just might be a wee bit distracted. But either way, if i see you have called and I cannot take the call for what ever reason I will send you some free time.

Anyways I hope you all have a great weekend like I know I will. TTUL

remember the number is 1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430

How the fuck

OK I dont understand how I am being blamed for something that really isnt my fault. I borrowed a "friends" car and they never said that I should check the fluids or anything like that, and now their car isnt working because the head or the rod is blown....I'm sorry but am I not seeing how its my fault? I dont think that I should be the one that is being yelled at or being mad at. After all it wasn't my car, why the hell would I check the fluids on someone else's car? Am I worng? Please someone tell me WTF.

The weight of the world

....is slowly lifting off my shoulders, i think that i may have over reacted when saying that the fork in the road was reached in my last post. Today has been a wonderful mixer of suprises. People have come through with their promises, and new things are happening. I could perhaps continue to do my work without the added stress of the other bull shit going on in my house.

But anyways i hope you all have a great weekend and a wonderful fathers day.


Give me a call if you get board 1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430

The Winds of Change pt 2

OK so a while back ago I posted about how I could forsee the whole of my life changing and not really being able to control what was happing. Well I was right. I have a fork in the road and I am stuck with a broken compass and looking down both paths. I now see that things are coming at me to fast and i need to sit and see what im going to do.

Good Bye Tawanda

Well I sold my car Tawanda I loved her so much but I had to because money is tight, so anyways it is hard but I will move on.

Hustler Club & Adult Book Stores

Well last night I got out of the house for a little while and went to the Hustler Club in Redlands, Ca. Let me tell you that its a dank pit, with uninspired girls. Though it was a fun time, there were a few hot guys, and a very few hot girls. After that me and a very good friend of mine traveled to an adult book store where there was the HOTTEST security guard that I've ever seen.
So I did what every self respecting person would do. I handed my friend a business card and then made her take it into him and then we left. LOL

Anyways last night was fun.

I fucking hate the 1st of the Month

Ok so I just got back from shopping for tonights dinner and let me tell you that if murder was legal in california I would have just killed me about 200 people. RUDE ASS MOTHER FUCKERS having to stand in your way and stupid mexican brats running and screaming through the isles, junior baby son of a bitch screaming its head off because it wants some candy. Gettho ass black nagorism's talking on their cell phones, not watching whats happening around them. People bumping into you, and the whole time you just want some fucking cheese. Then you have to machete your way through the denser growing stupidity of people, only to get to the check out stand where people have started setting up camp because the High School Graduate cant figure out which buttons to press, so the ask the Mensa Member on the next check out stand to help, now you have two monkeys do a math problem, standing there using the collective knowledge that they some how acquired, and finally they ring for a manager in Guam. So we have to stand there and wait for him to get his boarding pass, go through customs, drive from LAX, find a parking space, enter his name into the computer, come down stairs, manuiver through the crowd like a mouse in a maze, to come over turn a key, punch in some random numbers, print out a second copy of the ticker tape, re-ring everything by hand, fix the problem and then stand there like he is a fucking 9/11 Hero. The whole time the people at the back of the line have gotten impregnated, had their child and is seeing them off to their fist day of High School. The old lady standing be hind me has already turned to dust by this point, and to top it all off, you then have to bag your own shit. Upon which the brightest of the dullest really shine. Having seen Cocktail one to many times they begin a juggling act of tossing and bagging in which they hold up the line even longer. Only to finally get your shit up on the convayer belt and check out only to get out to your car and realize that you forgot to get milk and eggs. At which point you say fuck it, and really dont care if you develop osteoporosis, and the FDA cant decide if eggs fuck up your cholistroal or not and you already have it bad anyways so whats one more day or week without that shit. And go home.

Spam, Online Bank Accounts, Randomly Generated Pass/User name and more

Ok I hate spam. Not the food Spam but just the mail spam. So last night I signed up for a new online account, and after it was all said and done, I go to my inbox and there are 14 emails from credit cards, lenders, credit soultions and what have you. I am very pissed off right now about this shit blowing up my mail box.
Next I was given a randomly generated password and user name, to which i accidently delete the email after having copied down the information incorrectly, so yes another reason to be mad.
Then I find out that my Database that holds all of my traffic/marketing/billing information is caculating the wrong data. FOR FUCKING FUN. So that means that I have to redo everything since the beginning of the year and fix it all. On top of that Im tired as fuck and just need some serious sleep of which im going to take in just a few minutes but yeah needless to say Im not very amused right now.
So if you all feel like talking about this or anyother issue please feel free to call me anytime 1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430

Longing Lovers and Unsure answers

how do you deal with someone who is longing after you and you still kinda have feelings for this person but you dont really know what to do? Any suggestions? Anyways I know that you all dont read this for my personal life BS. I have the new url www.jdstyles4u.com and am really wokring my butt off getting everything up and going. Also look for me to be at LA Erotica this June on Saturday. Anways more on that later.

remember you can call me anytime day or night 1-800-375-5336 ext 0465430

Why must Excel be so damned hard to use?

I am trying to use Excel to work out some Accounting problems that I have and to try and make things easier on myself however i cant get the stupid thing to work. I tried using the formula but i cant get it to add or subtract cells above one another, however i can get it to do it for cells next to one another so I dont know wtf. I guess im going to have to take a class on it.....grrrr.


Happy 1st of June people.

I have no money no mo'e OR easy come easy go

Well it seems if the old adage "easy come-easy go" seems to be right on the dot. I have had several hundred dollars cashed out over the last 2 days and not a cent of it coming directly to me :( but oh well that is what making $ is all about right? Seeing it going from back breaking work to wallet breaking in a matter of minutes. So yes our dear friend Jd Styles is on broke back wallet for a few days. Yeah bills. OH before I forget, I now have a dot com so go check it out www.jdstyles4u.com and my wonderful work in progress http://adult.pornparks.com/jdstyles4u go check them out and let me know what you all think. Anyways Im off to catch up on some sleep and then back to the grind stone. Remember you can call me anytime day or night for hot phone sex by calling 1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430 hope to hear from u all soon.

Adult Baby / Diaper Lover / Teen Baby

Ok since becoming part of the Adult Entertainment Industry I have learned a lot about human sexuality and the vast 'turn-on's' that people seem to find sexy but um yeah. The most recent on has to be the ab/dl/tb fetish that I have just been exposed to.
I have a customer who is really into this fetish and wants to be dressed up like a baby doll, and I have to try and understand and work at making him happy. But anyways I just needed to vent. If any of you have any information on AD/DL/TB please send it to me asap.

Is this offensive to anyone else but me?

Onion Booty LMAO

+

= onion booty

Ok so I'm guessing that the equation above is what an onion
booty is. Well the reason I bring this up is because a friend of mine in the
industry had me help her with a Phone Sex call and there was a guy on the other
end and he wanted to be made jellious and well she called me and we started
talking like we were boyfriend and girlfriend and talking about how we wanted to
fuck each other lol. It was awesome we are still laughing about it now. Anyways I
hope you all have a fun and safe weekend and holiday. Make sure to call me and
we'll have fun our selves.

JD Styles

1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430

R.I.P Red Mouse

Rest in peace my Dearest Red Mouse,
Oh the countless porn sites we've surfed. The numberous emails we've answered, and the games we've played, the websites we've edited. You will always have a special place in my heart, as you were my friend on the go, and made it easier for me to do things on the net. Had I known tonight was your last night I would have told you how much I loved you, now you are gone, and you will be missed my poor dear red mouse.

DOP (date of purchase) 7/15/2006 - 5/24/2007 DOD (date of dump)

This is how I feel about children right now

Any questions?

summer time fun

Summer time is here and that is usually linked with swimming and the beach. Well as I have yet to make my annual pilgrimage to the beaches of Southern California, I have spent many hours by the pool side, and my pale white complexion has now returned to my dark brown native American bronze that it should be. I have to say this also, I have been working out while swimming and my good god are my muscles sore. But anyways I am very dark now and I will be updating with some poolside pictures, and maybe some beach but yeah fun fun.

El Spamo es no goodo

I DONT LIKE SPAM IN MY INBOX SAM I AM....
What is the point of having a Spam button in your inbox when if you press the damned thing it dont do shit. I still recieve spam from a flipping company that i've placed on the spam list 90 times....and that is what Really Grinds my Gears Quahog

need I say more?

Anti-Depressants and Booze

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Which Direction

Well I dont know which way to go North, East, or South. I have to make a choice as to where to go for my vacation, Washington, Palm Springs, or Indiana.

Dont know. Any Idea's????

Just another reason im voting for Hillary Clinton

Some may consider Bill Clinton a liability to Sen. Hillary Clinton's bid to be the first female U.S. President, but the most famous porn star of all time says that when she looks back at Bill, she smiles.



At the end of a long interview conducted by a press release website and posted today, Jameson is not asked about her struggle with cancer that lead to a miscarriage, instead she is asked about politics:

PR.com: Is it safe to assume that you're a liberal and a democrat?

Jenna Jameson: Yes. I don't like to label myself as a democrat, but I'm certainly extremely liberal.

PR.com: Do you find that the climate of the adult industry changes when there is a Republican administration versus Democratic?

Jenna Jameson: Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point. It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide. It's sad that they feel that they have to target the sex industry, and not target the problems with insurance and the homeless and the AIDS epidemic. There are so many things that need to be cleared up before fucking pornography. I look forward to another democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now.

PR.com: Who's your favorite democratic front runner for 2008? Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John Edwards?

Jenna Jameson: I love Hillary. I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative for a democrat, but I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society.

We'd love to make a crack about the fact that Hillary voted for this war, but Jenna is married to one of the scariest mixed-martial artists ever, so, uh, we will keep our cracks to ourselves. So to speak. Jenna's wikipedia page is tremendous, by the way.

photo via Jenna's Myspace

Live blog for a change of pace

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I didnt mean it

I said something to someone that was said in fun but taken the wrong way and I dont know if that person will ever read this but its eating me up inside, I dont know why but it is so Im writing this out so that hopfully they will someday read it and understand that I didnt mean to hurt them.

Fun stuff with Rude.com

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Being angery the way that only I can

Ok so I looked up my GPR using 'jdstyles4u' and lo and behold 4 pages of shit popped up on me. WTF I have been killing myself trying to get my sites listed and my name out there as JD Styles and now its being listed as JDStyles4u???? DAMN IT!
So yes right now Im a bit ticked off, and upset to say the least. So if any of you are looking for me in the future please make sure to search 'jdstyles4u'. I am tired of Gonzo porn, Im going to be investing in a .com so that I can start promoting that shit instead of some sub-level free server bullshit.

Im off to go watch some TV or something before I throw my computer at the cat.

TTUL

JD Styles (NOT JDSTYLES4U)
1-800-863-5478 ext 0465430

Google is of the devil

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The winds of change

The Winds of change are blowing and I feel that my mast isn't going to take kindly to the directions that they are blowing. I knew that something was going on but wasnt quite sure what was going to happen but oh well. So Im not sure that life is going to be to good in the next couple of months but for now I am going to live it day to day and see what happens and cross that bridge later.

Anyways I hope that you all had a great Cinco de Mayo mine kicked ass, I spent the day with Izzy Charm and we did a Chili & Manudo Cook off. It was good but anyways enough on that I will talk to you all later.


BTW if you havent seen Spiderman 3 you need to do so.

Morning wood and "talkitive customers"

God I love how the male body works. Regardless of how much you try you always wake up with a raging hard on and are looking around like "I need to fuck something" lol. In steps me the Phone Sex operator, to gladly help you off. I play the role of "the midnight lover, the secret wife, the caring boyfriend, the cock whore, cum slut, fetish king" of the day or night.
One of my favorite songs by Miss Tina Turner is Private Dancer, in which she says "The men all come into these places and they all look the same, they all want your body but you try not to look at their faces, you try not to think of them at all, Im your private dancer, a dancer for money, any old thing will do, open up your collar, and I'll take your dollar....american express will do just fine....." well that is my unsung declaration. I am your Private Lover, the unjudging unbiased person only a phone call away.
I had a really awsome 22 minute conversation with a gental man who just wanted to talk and know my experiences. And then toward the end started a little bit of the usually fantasy phone sex role play and then hung up. I love customers who are not as he put it "wham bam thank you maam" about it.
You do know and understand that I am a real person too. That makes the job so much easier when I dont have to be all "SHOVE IT IN NIGGA" about it all the time. However, I know its par for the course and I take the good with the bad, but each time my phone rings I know and understand that its a new experience, a new fetish, a new caller, and a new chance for me to try something different. And on those chance occasions a repeat caller.

So the next time you are feeling sad, horny, or lonely just give me a call 1-800-863-5478 ext 0465430

Damn I hate begging bastards

DO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT I RUN A BUSINESS AND THAT I CAN ONLY GIVE OUT A FEW THINGS HERE AND THERE BUT NOT TO MAKE A HABIT OF ASKING FOR IT ALL THE TIME. HANGING AROUND LIKE A BEGGING DOG UNTIL YOU WANT TO KICK IT. IF I DO GIVE OUT FREE SHIT, DON'T EXPECT IT ALL THE TIME!

Fetish Poll and Some other Information Requested from you

(not one of my best pictures I just got out of the shower, lol)
Hey people....How you do? So I have been receiving a lot of requests to do certain types of photos, and I love it when I'm told what kinda of content to do because it makes life so much easier, than me sitting in front of my camera and just shooting off a bunch of picts. So, included in todays blog is a poll and I would like for you to take a few minutes to fill it all out and submit it so I know what type of content to do and include on my home page as well as my Rude page.



Now mind you I will not do anything that I'm not comfortable with no matter who asks, or how much money unless we are talking millions.

So anyways im off for a nap ttul

JD Styles
1-800-863-5478 ext 0465430

Funny but kinda sad........who the hell am I kidding its FUNNY

Ok so yesterday I was doing a Random Cam Show from It's a Grind and I had a viewer come into my room and started talking to me and telling me that he had never been with another guy but he was curious and there was a guy at his work that he was really interested in and the guy was showing intrest in him too.
SO we were talking and he said that he was scared of doing anal, that he was really tight and all that jazz. Well I told him to try and use his fingers or a pencil or even a candle or something. Well it turns out that he was trying to use the candle and it ended up breaking inside of him.....DUMB ASS well sore ass in his case. So yeah i was very amused by this and I thought that I would share.

Hope you all enjoyed and had a great weekend.

Look for my new Random Cams on the weekends.

TTUL

JD Styles
1-800-863-5478 ext 0465430

Walmart (AGAIN)

Hey there people I created a seperate blog for all my walmart bitchings its http://deathtowalmart.blogspot.com I wont post anything relating to them here anymore

George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline:

George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best wa y to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended t his country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, sh! ip them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends
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You know I think that this is one of the most briallient ideas that I have ever heard. It would be effeciant too. Not only would we be able to bring our troops home but the illegals would then fight for us and in return receive an education, pension, and their citizenship. That way we all benefit. Our tax dollars wont shoot up through the roof trying to compensate for welfair, wic, and medical, MIA, MISP, and all of those other county medical treatments. They would be making a better future for themselves and their families.

Why must it always come back to walmart?

Ok so we all know that I have a love hate relationship with my former employer walmart. However, it seems as if there is more Hate than love.
Yesterday I go to walmart to buy ink for my printer. A simple task one would think. NOPE! First of all there had to be everyone and their great grandmother Elinor Susan meandering through the narrow isles, but then they had to be out of the one particular ink that i need save for having 1 duel box of ink which was a color and black for $37.77 where the one box of black was only $19.97 (huge price change) so I go ahead and get that box, place it in my cart and then try to plow my way out of the computer section into the electronics check out stand. While standing there taking in the ambiance of the stupidity of people and the knuckle dragging sub monkies that are walmart 'employees' a black guy comes up in a very nice suite and asks a simple question "Where can I find mini-dvd's for cam recorders?"

The Mystical Sage of the Register then gives him the totally wrong information on where to find it, sending him to the computer department. I whistle for the guy and flag him over pointing out the exact product that he needs. The dude is more than grateful. He said "You should work here" I told him that I use to but never again (well maybe...<--insert dramatic music 'done done done' here)
So after about 5 minutes of watching this monkey do a math problem (i.e. check people out) she finally gets to us and states 'boy its busy today....' A BRILLIANT DEDUCTION DR. WATSON!
Then my sister and I were walking to go out of the store and there was a freakin traffic jam on lanes 4-9 and a line pretty much blocking us from exiting. SO we finally get out and back home only to discover that the ink that we just bought had no ink in the black cartridge. "THANK YOU GOD FOR YOUR SINCE OF HUMOR THIS DAY" so I bundle up the test pages that one has to print everytime you install a new cartridge, and drive to a different walmart (no way in hell i was going back to that one that i just came from that was pure pandemonium) So I went ahead and went to another one on the opisite side of town only to be greeted by the other walmartins and a store full of glazed eyed zombie shoppers.

So I go to the Customer service counter and explain to this lady the whole story about how i got it home and it didnt print. She begins to hold them to her ear and shakes them and says "well this one is empty, they both sound empty...." first of all how are you going to hear some shit like that in a croweded store with people screaming for CSM's over the intercom, Jr. Baby Son of a Bitch screaming its head off, Old man death coughing like some kinda contagious spor, and tell me that its empty. YOU SEE the funny thing about the type of ink I use is that its a powder that turns liquid when an electrical current is passed through it. So I just sat back and laughed at how she could hear powder but anyways, then she said "...well the color one is half full." Ok so what? then I told her "if you think im trying to run games here your wrong. First of all that may be my old color cartridge but im not sure.
Second I didnt have any black ink in my printer at home. Third look at my recipt, I literally bought this about 45 minutes ago. Now each cartridge is able to do roughly 500-900 sheets depending on how graphically intense it is. Also every printer that is on the market right now, will only print about 8-10 pages per minute, not including spooling time for the document to transfer to the memory of the printer which is only about 1mb and some documents can be 3mb+ there is no way that I could have burnt through an entire cartridge of ink in 45 minutes and be here like I want some more. There is only one printing press that Im aware of that is able to print 1000+ pages per minute (maybe like 3-5 minutes) and that is the News press for the Wallstreet Journal and New York Times.
However, neither of the wonderful machines are in my possion, nor do they use a tiny ass ink cartridge like this. SO please just exchange me for a black cartridge and save you and your company the hit of $37.77 when you will only have to take a hit of $19.97 and you profit from it still." The whole time she was looking at me i was expecting a strand of drool to come plomiting from the corner of her mouth. When I was done trying to explain the quantum physics of my seemingly simple problem Darwin's reject was able to once again form sentiences and say "well i need you to bring me back the other cartridge if you want to exchange them. Since it was a two pack I will need to rering it as a two pack."

(CRITICAL MASS REACHED) From passive to angry in .00000000000000000005 nano seconds, I snatched up the bag and took note of her name and I said "look ****** (<-- not a bad word just the persons name) I will be back in exactly 10 maybe 15 minutes, do not go on a break, or leave or anything else, I will find you. And I will have you help me again if I have to sit in this damn place until you clock back in. DON'T THINK I WONT! I've seen me do it." So I fly back home which is about 10 minutes away.

I think I may have hit somebody in a crosswalk not sure...pull into the drive way go into the house step on a cat, get the cartridge and get back into the car, Mario Andreti it back to Wal-Hell and go back and the lady was getting ready to "take her break" and I said "UM EXCUSE ME BUT NO!" The line of people looked at me as well as the CSM (customer service manager) and the other workers, "I told you not to take a break until I returned. Did you think that I was kidding? That I wasnt coming back?" Well its my scheduled meal time. I looked at her and I said "...and I quote 'you may only extend your meal time when and if you are helping a customer and there is a line longer than 3 or more persons, and there is not adequate coverage, then you may have the MOD or CSM adjust your times accordingly."

Her eyes got larger and the CSM looked stumped "And from what I can see you have way more than 3 persons waiting here, not including a shopping cart city in which you should have called for a DPU at the CSC (department pick up at the customer service counter), now since your CSM is here you can go ahead and take care of me and he will adjust your time. So she goes and starts the transaction and says to me "You need to go back and see if there is anymore like this back there."

BITCH WHO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO? "Do you remember what C.A.R.E. (customers are real enough) stand for? And that you took an oath that you would do your part to make the customer feel like they are part of the Walden Family because with out them there is no us? Call department 87 and ask them to look for the product." Now at this time I hear the people behind me start to whisper to themselves about how I was being all forceful and what have you, but that it was funny because I had them stammering all over themselves. Well she answered "well there is no one at the desk right now." I looked over my shoulder and saw not only a partial wall but a mountain of other walls and clothing racks and people all over the store and the tv displays and the photo booth but could plainly see that you couldn't see the counter.

"You clairvoyant bitch how is it that you have the ability to not only see through a wall and clothing racks, and through the all the people, and the photo booth, and the televisions, but are able to divine with your gifted psychic powers that if your ring that phone back there, someone will not answer?" she was a little taken back by this "well it would be faster for you to do it." About ready to snatch her up by the back of her head and drag her over the counter and drag her kicking and screaming and slamming her face into the display shelving for the inks i counted to 10 really quickly and walked away.

SO I walked to the other end of the store where they keep the ink and LO AND BEHOLD the fuckers are locked up! So now the fun Hide and Seek game begins. Here you count to 10 and then you go and stalk a member of walmart that looks like they may work the department you need help in. I finally find this browbeaten old man who has a 10 year tag on and I ask him "excuse me sir but do you work this department?" to which his reply was "well i wish that i didnt" sarcastically i said "well if you do find someone that does work in this department i need something out of the printer ink case" so he walks me over there and has me get the one that i need and then says "well i have to walk this up to the front with you. And there are supose to be 4 people back here and why am I the only one?" "Because you work at walmart, home of the customer, plantation owner of the employees."

To this he started chuckeling and said "have you ever had one of those days that you wish every one would just leave you the fuck alone and go home, so that you can possibably have a better day tomorrow." "yeah i use to work at walmart so I wholly understand what you are talking about. I use to have fantisies of throwing people into wood chippers and aiming it at managment." we both laughed at this.

Finally we get up to the front counter and he say's "Well I will let you know when we have a sale on wood chippers." I laughed and said "well then afterwards we'll have a BBQ and your invited. Meet you in garden." He smiled and laughed and walked away. Then the Bitch finally called me back up to the front of the line, and tried to pawn me off on someone else and I said "NOPE you are the one I was dealing with you know whats going on, you will help me. Or do I need to talk to your department manager and your store manager, and your department CSM?" So she began working the transaction and handed me the bag with my new ink in it and I said to her manager who was standing behind her "you and the employee of the month here have a wonderful day!" in the most irritating cheerful, gay preppy, valley girl way that I possibly could.

Then I did some light shopping and got some sugar free peanut butter cups, 2 umbrella's, and a Ti Chi DVD that is a really kick ass DVD I use to have it but I let a friend borrow it and she moved out of state. And so after that I left the store. But because of my whole ordeal I was a little parched, so I decided to get one of the $0.25 sodas that Sam's offers, so I punch the one marked Manzana (apple in spanish) and what do I get FUCKING FRUIT PUNCH which had 46 carbs in it. WTF the Manzana only had 15. So I took two sips of it and threw it away.

4/20 Madness

What the hell is up with all the shit that always happens on or around April 20th? I mean we had the Columbine Situation, and then the copycats and all the small aftershocks, and now the Virgina Tech shit. Come on people seriously WTF? Pick a different day or date to go crazy on. What about the 364 other days of the year.
I pray and feel sorrow for the families and friends that lost someone in that attack but its really time to move on. And I'm not talking about the families involved, but the people not involved with it. The people that are oh I dont know, like in the media, or in every other state and city that Virgina Tech wasn't in. Sure it was a horrible thing, but really has it effected you in such a manner that you have to stop everything that you were doing prior? Now 9/11 that was a different story, because our country was attacked by another, that effects us all because war could have been knocking on our door, with nothing stopping it. And because of President Monkey, we have lost countless men and women, son's and daughters to a war that was pretty much started by us because he couldn't leave things alone over there.
Daddy do, Monkey Continue. Warmonger is the only word that comes to mind in this case. Now we are over there to "restore" peace and bring a fascist country to uphold Democracy? Right and while we are at it we can have China and Russia and Germany change too? Hell maybe we could ask the KKK to induct its first black Grand Wizard? Or go back in time and have Hitler say sorry to the Jews on every media available to them at that time, and to take the Gold supply and give it to each of the Jews effect by the campaign. Hey why not right we are America the Police of the World. I only hope that Hilliary will get back into office and fix what this bastard has messed up, and bring our men and women home, and lower gas prices back to the $1.75-$1.98 that it use to be.

Just pray for our country that our monkey will not cause irrefutable damage.

Well its been a while

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Computer Networks, Affiliate Programs, HTML, Spam, and more

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Booze + Sleeping Pills + The Day after = Kill me

Ok so last night I went to a mixer at my friends house. Pretty typically standard Saturday night, however, Im introduced to a new drink called an Irish Car Bomb. Catchy name, interguing and fun sounding right? Holy hell was I wrong. It consists of Genius Black Ale, Baily's Irish Cream, and Whiskey. You place the whiskey into the Genius, and then place a shooter of Baily's into that and when you here the clink of the shot glass hitting the bottom of the cup you are to start chugging. Well I have this ability to shot gun just about anything that I drink. Now I hate, and I do mean HATE beer, and so knowing this I begin to guzzle down as much of this foul drink as I could without hopefully tasting it. Well I began to taste the beer about 1/2 way through the drink and then bam I start to get that gagging feeling because of the beer, then the whiskey hits me, double your money for the OMG factor, and then the Irish Cream comes a sliding down too. I slammed the rest of it and slammed the glass down so hard that it cracked. And began to cuss my friends out for making me drink that horrible fucking thing. Then I go to turn around and walk out the door and another drink was shoved into my face, Here JD Try this.....Slurp, this drink was like cough syrup which I liked, because I have a pill popping problem and love the taste of cough syrup. So I downed 4 of those. Make my way outside and then I remember that I have Sake in my bag that I brought over for the party. So I go and grab my bottle of Sake and drank 9 shots of 15% by volume Sake. The world was a happy place. So I hung out and listened to music for about an hour or so and sobered up some and went home. I got home about 3:00am this morning and wasn't a bit sleepy and decided to take 3 sleeping pills. I passed out somewhere around 3:45am and didnt regain consciouses until about 9:00 am took a piss and then fell asleep again until 12:00 pm got up looked out the window and fell back asleep. Woke back up around 2:00 pm and decided that I wasn't going to get out of bed but that I would watch a movie. Turned on a new Stand Up flick that I got and watched it until 3:00pm and then passed out and then woke back up at 4:55 and hopped on the internet to post. It is now 5:45 pm and I am hot, tired, and ready to go back to sleep. So I am going to go take a cold shower, and then hop back in bed and when and if I wake up then decide on what to do from there.

Laters

Fucking shit

Ok so Im pissed. Why is it that when you really dont want to deal with a certain person or group of people that you seem to always be stuck within the same vicinity of them? When you really dont like someone or a group of someone's and you dont have a choice but to be in their presents what the fuck do you do to span time? please let me know because i know that im going to fucking go crazy.

I wish that manslaughter was legal.

a sentimental look back

sentimental was a good word to choose for this posting. I was cleaning my room and I found my old cell phone and then all the memories that spewed forth from it. All the good conversations and the bad ones that i had on it too. Then I started going through my stored numbers and found the numbers for people that I have forgotten all about and then I found the one number that made me cry. My ex-boyfriend Robert. I paused over that number for about 4 minutes holding another phone in my hand debating on calling him and then i just moved on.
I hate him for making me hurt they way he did. For allowing me to drop my sheilds and let down all my walls and what have you and then BAM i find out that he is cheating on me with 5 other people. So um yeah, 4 years ago my heart broke, and as of right now its still shattered.

Bloody Throat and Marketing Strategies

Well I slept in today and it felt good, I woke up with a little bit of a sore throat but nothing to bad. I did alot of work today and am pleased to say that I am almost completely done with it. I haven't used Excel in some time and well I dusted off my brain cells that stored that information and imported all of my P&L information into a data base and realized that I have made some good moves when it came to my websites and things of that such.
well anyways Im off to continue doing my work.

Kill my throat

Well this is like week 2 of my throat being sore and now bleeding I need to kill my throat or go to the hospital i'm sorry i just needed to bitch about it.

Various Rantings

Ok well my throat is still sore as fuck, and has now began to bleed, making it all but to much fun to eat or drink anything with any type of acid in it. Like I drank some OJ thinking "Hey I need vitamin C" and just about passed out. Then I placed about a 1/3 of a cup of peroxide in my mouth and let it sit there for a minute and then gargled with it and spit it back out. Then I took a cap full of it and swallowed it. Boy that was a fun experience, feeling that shit bubble all the way down and into my stomach. If you have never felt bubbling in your stomach b4 I highly suggest it....LOL
Then to top it all off I drank about a table spoon of Chloriceptic spray and took 3 sleeping pills and went to bed. For fun.
Also I am happy to inform you all that I have the website almost completely up and running. It has been live for some time but I have been working on some coding issues and I have them figured out and so now I have to find some kind of billing program or service that I can use to sell memberships to the site. So as soon as I get that done the better. Also I have revamped the site and have added a free 2.08 mb custom screen saver for you all to download. I hope that you like it. Anyways Im off to start my day and see what kind of trouble I can get myself into.

TTUL

Confessions

Well last night I confessed my feelings toward someone that I strangely just developed feelings for over the last couple of months, so yeah this shall be interesting to see how this pans out.

Sicky problems or something

Hey there my loyal fans and viewers, I have this weird sickness thing happening. My throat is sore and my neck hurts, Im tired as fuck but every time I try and sleep I just lay there like "whats up" and yeah.

I think that Im going to take some pills tonight and just pass the fuck out. I have done more marketing and still havent even scratched the surface of what needs to be done. But hey that is the glamours life of a porn star.
Anyways I will talk to you all later.

Walmart is of the devil

Ok so Walmart needs to burn in hell and then sent back to earth to be destroyed by a rampaging mob of deased monkies who drag's their employee's though boiling oil and then takes the remains and cheese grade's them into piles of horrible painful goo.
Yes that is what I believe should happen to all Warmart's and their employees.

Thank you.

Why

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2 weeks off and a birthday that was anything but good

Well I took about 2 weeks off trying to get my computer up and running but well i have to say that it is running but not with wireless access only dial up :( so that is why there is no new videos or live blogs. I am sorry. But I have done a 'spam campaigne' and have made $34 dollars so far and I still have about 4 more pages of spamming that I have to do. I know I know, I hate spam too but hey it is paying the bills. And I just celebrated my 26th birthday on March 16th but well it wasnt anything special, matter of fact it fucking sucked ass, I didnt get to go anywhere or really have a party. I got a $50 gift card to Kohl's but well I never shop at Kohl's and so I went there and found a cool retro pair of sleeper shorts with Mario all over them (mario from super mario brothers) so yeah that was cool I guess but for the most part nothing.
Hopefully this coming up weekend will be better. Who knows.

Life as a House, a House as a Prison

Prison that is what I said. They say that a house holds life, and that a mans home is his kingdom. Well today I have felt like a prisoner i dont know why just did.
I am debating on if I want to go forth and hang out with my friends tonight or if I want to mope around my 'cell' some more.
Anyways Im off for now, Im sure that I will post some more random BS later.

Another birthday bites the dust

Well my birthday has blown many sweaty balls. It was not even a bleep except for 3 people and two customers. So thank you to those who remembered me. Now I am really sad as to think "will this be how it is when Im old and have only a smaller number of people in my life", its a sad thought but a pressing one. Anways I am off to bed because there is nothing else to do because well I cant connect to the internet through my wireless so therefore im on dial up and yeah


nite y'all

Why are Ants the bain of my existance?

Ok so summer is fastly approaching and the ants have woken up and have once again begun their pillage upon my home. I have killed 67 nope make that 68 ants on my desk within the last 10 minutes. God I hate them and why must it be 4000 degrees in my room and office? grrrr. Anyways I got a $50 gift card to Kohl's and I was looking at it like WTF am I going to do with this? SO I went to their website, and didnt find anything, so I went to their store today and didnt find anything except a pair of super mario brother sleeper shorts which are fucking cool as hell but anyways, Friday is my birthday and I dont know what Im going to do for my birthday, any idea's?

New Adult Website that you can find me on

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Rest for the wicked is a good thing

Oh my god you really dont realize how much you need sleep until you dont have it or cant have it. having to be on the run and not being able to have a chance to stop it really takes a toll on you. Now I use to stay up for days on end just for the hell of it but i guess that im just getting older and cant do it any more. I haven't really been able to update my sites as much as i want to because well I have not slept much and then on top of that I haven't had any wireless access and have to relay on dial up so yeah for fun. Anyways I hope to have some kind of wireless asap but um yeah for now dial up is all i have.

TTUL

And I do say god damn

Ok so today I helped a friend of mine move some boxes to an industry get together, and let me tell you that it was 2 degrees cooler than hell, and that my back, arms and chest hurt like OW!
I got up at 6:30 am and began to get ready and then did the mad dash to get to the meeting location to rent a U-Haul truck. OK sounds simple right? FUCKING WRONG lol. First we get to the rental place and this little flamboyant mechanic begins to help us and assures that the kuhaul was serviced the other day. Right okay....Why was it when i went to get into it that the damn thing didnt turn over? SERVICED? SERVICED! Why the fuck wont it turn on huh??? well they changed out the battery and then told me to try it again......nothing, now I dont know much about cars and what have you but I do know that they basically had me flood the engine. Also its a desil, which means that it has this "glow rod/core" thingy and that it had to be "primed" b4 the damn thing will start. Now finally we get it started and let me tell you, I felt like I was driving the USS Enterprise, it was 7 feet high by 11 feet long. Why did I find curbs lol.....so yeah then we get to the party site and I unloaded the truck with some help from one of the chicks that was there, but my back still says fuck you fat man.....lol
Now I'm sitting in Riverside, CA waiting for someone and am dozing off, with very poor and restricted internet access. So yeah me, all I want to do is find some place where I can go to bed and not see or hear anyone.

So Im off for now.. TTU all later

JD