Ok so last night I went to a mixer at my friends house. Pretty typically standard Saturday night, however, Im introduced to a new drink called an Irish Car Bomb. Catchy name, interguing and fun sounding right? Holy hell was I wrong. It consists of Genius Black Ale, Baily's Irish Cream, and Whiskey. You place the whiskey into the Genius, and then place a shooter of Baily's into that and when you here the clink of the shot glass hitting the bottom of the cup you are to start chugging. Well I have this ability to shot gun just about anything that I drink. Now I hate, and I do mean HATE beer, and so knowing this I begin to guzzle down as much of this foul drink as I could without hopefully tasting it. Well I began to taste the beer about 1/2 way through the drink and then bam I start to get that gagging feeling because of the beer, then the whiskey hits me, double your money for the OMG factor, and then the Irish Cream comes a sliding down too. I slammed the rest of it and slammed the glass down so hard that it cracked. And began to cuss my friends out for making me drink that horrible fucking thing. Then I go to turn around and walk out the door and another drink was shoved into my face, Here JD Try this.....Slurp, this drink was like cough syrup which I liked, because I have a pill popping problem and love the taste of cough syrup. So I downed 4 of those. Make my way outside and then I remember that I have Sake in my bag that I brought over for the party. So I go and grab my bottle of Sake and drank 9 shots of 15% by volume Sake. The world was a happy place. So I hung out and listened to music for about an hour or so and sobered up some and went home. I got home about 3:00am this morning and wasn't a bit sleepy and decided to take 3 sleeping pills. I passed out somewhere around 3:45am and didnt regain consciouses until about 9:00 am took a piss and then fell asleep again until 12:00 pm got up looked out the window and fell back asleep. Woke back up around 2:00 pm and decided that I wasn't going to get out of bed but that I would watch a movie. Turned on a new Stand Up flick that I got and watched it until 3:00pm and then passed out and then woke back up at 4:55 and hopped on the internet to post. It is now 5:45 pm and I am hot, tired, and ready to go back to sleep. So I am going to go take a cold shower, and then hop back in bed and when and if I wake up then decide on what to do from there.
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