Web Site Update

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The Day after thanksgiving

Boy oh boy, let me tell you about some AWSOME fucking sales. Trust that a bitch is a shopper, I came out of the womb like where the visa at. So let me begin by saying that i was a broke hore. I didnt even have 2 nickels to rub together. Well my gg donnor came over for thanskgiving and before she had me take her home, her and I went out to the casino. Well god bless the fates because trust that a bitch put in $5.00 of borrowed money and hit for $66.00 I was all like HEYYYYY.
So I quickly cashed it out and pocket it. Then I went over to my mom and told her that I had lost that $5 she had given me. So she hands me $10 and I go back to the machine that I just won on and hit for another $45 off the $5 that I had just put into it. So I pocket it, and put $5 back in and lost it so I go over to my mom and sat with her for a minute and she hands me a $20 so i cash it out to 4 $5's and put that into my pocket and walked around for about 10 minutes and then came back to her and she handed me another $15 so I go back to the machine that I was winning on and placed in $5 and hit for $25, $20, $10, $13. So I pocket that and go back to my mom and she hands me $40 and said to really try that I cant lose all night. So I cash it out to $5's and pocket it all except for $10 and went and played a couple of games next to her. I lost those and she hands me another $10 and I keep $5 and play $5. well this continues all night long until I have well over $300 in my pockets that she dont know about.
So as we are leaving she hands me $30 and says here you go for gas and for yourself. So I was all like FUCKING SCORE. I know that it is dishonest and all but you know what it was better than pouring it into the machine and not having money for x-mas shopping.
So I drop her off at home and hit wal-mart supercenter. Now here is where I got to see all the great things that were going on sale at 5 a.m now mind you its 2:30 am, I was quite happy with the idea of staying in the store for another 3 hours, but I didnt. I bought some shit for presents, and Got myself a few things that I needed and wanted, and came home. I worked online for about an hour and then went to sleep. I woke up around 5:30am and went to see about waking the rest of the house to go shopping but they all were sleeping to hard and I knew that I wouldnt make it through the day of shopping that I had instore so I waited until 7 and told people to get up so that we could hit the stores. Well I took my sister and my neice and we went shopping at wal-mart where i got all 3 Matrix movies for $3.00 each, except that I have to take part 3 back because the bonus disc is broken. I also got this kick ass printer/scanner combo by lexmark for $29.78, and I got a 1gb memory card for my cam, and a 1gb thumb drive for $13 each. Then we went to payless and got my neice 2 pairs of shoes for $7 another good score. Then we went to target and I didnt find anything that I really needed however I did find all 4 or 5 harry potters for $3 each and the notebook which I fucking love, my sister talked me out of the harry potters and so i only got the notebook. then we went to big lots where I about fucking killed everyone in the store, because all these mexican bitches kept letting their little future wealfare recipitants run wild while they pushed and shoved in front of me to get this or that, and then bogarted the whole display case so i coulndt see. I finally told them "move you fucking locasts" and they looked at me like WHAt and I told them that back in mexico they may have had the store to themselves but here in america we have to share, to move the fuck out of the way. Then one of the little ass holes stepped on me and I told the mother if you dont watch yoru fucking kid i will kick it next time and dare you to say anything. So then the mensa members working the cash register kept calling for price checks and there was this annoying little peice of usless plastic singing a demonic version of frosty the snowman and jingle bells, and finally i grabbed it and slammed it down so hard on the counter that it shattered and the cashier and the manager looked at me like ummmm are you going to pay for that...? And I said " you all need to speed this shit up. If you did your job last night you wouldnt have to look for prices and would have people above a 3rd grade education working for you, instead you have your store over flowing with stupidity and it looks like a fucking mexican bodega, now hurry this shit up now." got some dirty looks and then finally was able to go home. I slept the good sleep now I am working on my computers. So that is my stroy.

Hope you all had a wonderful thanksgiving.

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