Saturday, May 26, 2007

Is this offensive to anyone else but me?

Onion Booty LMAO


+

= onion booty


Ok so I'm guessing that the equation above is what an onion
booty is. Well the reason I bring this up is because a friend of mine in the
industry had me help her with a Phone Sex call and there was a guy on the other
end and he wanted to be made jellious and well she called me and we started
talking like we were boyfriend and girlfriend and talking about how we wanted to
fuck each other lol. It was awesome we are still laughing about it now. Anyways I
hope you all have a fun and safe weekend and holiday. Make sure to call me and
we'll have fun our selves.



JD Styles


1-800-275-5336 ext 0465430

Friday, May 25, 2007

R.I.P Red Mouse

Rest in peace my Dearest Red Mouse,
Oh the countless porn sites we've surfed. The numberous emails we've answered, and the games we've played, the websites we've edited. You will always have a special place in my heart, as you were my friend on the go, and made it easier for me to do things on the net. Had I known tonight was your last night I would have told you how much I loved you, now you are gone, and you will be missed my poor dear red mouse.

DOP (date of purchase) 7/15/2006 - 5/24/2007 DOD (date of dump)


Thursday, May 24, 2007

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

summer time fun


Summer time is here and that is usually linked with swimming and the beach. Well as I have yet to make my annual pilgrimage to the beaches of Southern California, I have spent many hours by the pool side, and my pale white complexion has now returned to my dark brown native American bronze that it should be. I have to say this also, I have been working out while swimming and my good god are my muscles sore. But anyways I am very dark now and I will be updating with some poolside pictures, and maybe some beach but yeah fun fun.

El Spamo es no goodo


I DONT LIKE SPAM IN MY INBOX SAM I AM....
What is the point of having a Spam button in your inbox when if you press the damned thing it dont do shit. I still recieve spam from a flipping company that i've placed on the spam list 90 times....and that is what Really Grinds my Gears Quahog

Tuesday, May 22, 2007