Ok so today I helped a friend of mine move some boxes to an industry get together, and let me tell you that it was 2 degrees cooler than hell, and that my back, arms and chest hurt like OW!
I got up at 6:30 am and began to get ready and then did the mad dash to get to the meeting location to rent a U-Haul truck. OK sounds simple right? FUCKING WRONG lol. First we get to the rental place and this little flamboyant mechanic begins to help us and assures that the kuhaul was serviced the other day. Right okay....Why was it when i went to get into it that the damn thing didnt turn over? SERVICED? SERVICED! Why the fuck wont it turn on huh??? well they changed out the battery and then told me to try it again......nothing, now I dont know much about cars and what have you but I do know that they basically had me flood the engine. Also its a desil, which means that it has this "glow rod/core" thingy and that it had to be "primed" b4 the damn thing will start. Now finally we get it started and let me tell you, I felt like I was driving the USS Enterprise, it was 7 feet high by 11 feet long. Why did I find curbs lol.....so yeah then we get to the party site and I unloaded the truck with some help from one of the chicks that was there, but my back still says fuck you fat man.....lol
Now I'm sitting in Riverside, CA waiting for someone and am dozing off, with very poor and restricted internet access. So yeah me, all I want to do is find some place where I can go to bed and not see or hear anyone.
So Im off for now.. TTU all later
JD
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Holy hell
Well our latest hassle is trying to get a truck load of her stuff plus the stuff for her event to the location. So that is supost to happen tomorrow, and we are trying to orcastrate me getting to her, and her getting the truck rented so that we can load and move that stuff. And then on sunday doing it all over again.
Please prey for us as we are hoping to get this underway without any other hitches.
Monday, March 05, 2007
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Goddess Help me survive the stupid & my wireless
OK so if your any type of viewer or reader of mine you know how much i value the lives of the stupid. Well its an understatement, I FUCKING HATE THE STUPID. Let me begin by explaining to you the difference's in acting stupid and just being a window licker.
1.) To be/act stupid : is to do things that defy the normal function of everyday life and to act out in a manner that should/would/does/ect...cause harm to oneself or to another. Or to be in a joking manner into which others find funny. Clowning around.
2.) Saying/doing/acting/demonstrating/ect...actions/tasks that one would find in persons of lower intelligence. The act of saying something stupid like ("where is the purple pen?" when you are holding it and looking at it). Doing something stupid, like when you would place your hand into boiling oil to get your ring out of the bottom of the vat. Acting in a stupid manner...going up to a Club Bouncer and slapping him in the face and then grabbing his nuts and saying "you know you like it bitch" and being a guy. Demonstrating your stupidity.....by running with scissors and falling on them.
Of course this in no way makes a complete listing of all the ways one can be stupid. Now I must say sometimes stupidity is fun, but when people live and breath stupidity that is when I have a problem with them. I believe that it should hurt to be stupid. That if your a man, you should have electrodes attached to your ball sac and a hammer rigged helmet attached to your head, so that when you begin the "bad" stupid the electrodes will zap your nut sac and the impulse will then set the hammer off thus thumping you in the head. If your a woman a sand paper dildo should ram in and out of both your vagina and ass, and lighters should be lit under each of your nipples thus causing pain both coming and going.
Now I know that my methods may sound a bit extream but this is why I believe that it needs to be done. "Wal-Mart" (interchangeable with any other public place of shopping or what have you where masses larger than 4 people exist.)Now I like the rest of the world love wal-mart for their low prices and abundance of locations. However, there is a special breed of stupid that places like these breed. Now I tend to go shopping to clam my nerves. However, walmarttions have that ability to drive me to a murderous rampage of house wear toting insanity. What is HWTI you ask? Well that is where you go into house wears and get the largest knife, and heaviest frying pan and stalk people from the tops of shelves and descend upon them with anger and unadulterated violence, smashing in their heads or stabbing them until they are tenderized bloody puddles of meat. Either way it is a good thing.
The reason that I wish to do this to people is because of one, no wait two things. 1.) Common Curtasey and 2.) Self Centered-ness. Now people who believe that they are the only one's in the fucking store and that their needs out weigh the needs of the others shopping there, I believe should have rabid weezles teleported into their heads and then set on fire. PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY LIVING CREATURES THAT LIKE TO SHOP AT THESE PLACES, KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND MOVE IN ROTATION. THEN THAT WAY YOU WILL KEEP THE FLOW OF THE UNIVERSE IN TUNE AND BALANCED other wise you will just piss someone like me off and well end up getting fucked up when you look at me crazy or say something stupid. And well the Common Curtisy falls into this catagory too. Just say excuse me or could you please had that too me, or something to that extent you knuckle dragging sub monkey.
No what do people have to do? Stand behind you and huff and puff or clear their throat. MUTHA FUCKER YOU NEED A COUGH DROP? Or the people that will just push past your and bump into you and not say sorry. WTF am I not a human worthy of some acknowledgment? Dont go acting like you just bumped into some hard air, you uncouthed ass spelunkers.
Also, before I got into the Adult Entertainment Industry full swing, I use to work for Wally World. Yes your amateur porn prince, a wal-mart employee. I worked in Department 85 which is Photo Lab. But that is another story for another time. The whole point of this posting is STUPID PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK ASS.
So take a good look at the picture attached to this post. If you happen to see me walking through some random store, and you see people being stupid. Help them out by warning them to stay the fuck away from me.
Also, I am really not liking my wireless connection right now. I piggy back on someone else's signal but still it is crap. Thank god for Dial up *shivers* I thought that I would never have to say that
THANK YOU ALL
JD
1.) To be/act stupid : is to do things that defy the normal function of everyday life and to act out in a manner that should/would/does/ect...cause harm to oneself or to another. Or to be in a joking manner into which others find funny. Clowning around.
2.) Saying/doing/acting/demonstrating/ect...actions/tasks that one would find in persons of lower intelligence. The act of saying something stupid like ("where is the purple pen?" when you are holding it and looking at it). Doing something stupid, like when you would place your hand into boiling oil to get your ring out of the bottom of the vat. Acting in a stupid manner...going up to a Club Bouncer and slapping him in the face and then grabbing his nuts and saying "you know you like it bitch" and being a guy. Demonstrating your stupidity.....by running with scissors and falling on them.
Of course this in no way makes a complete listing of all the ways one can be stupid. Now I must say sometimes stupidity is fun, but when people live and breath stupidity that is when I have a problem with them. I believe that it should hurt to be stupid. That if your a man, you should have electrodes attached to your ball sac and a hammer rigged helmet attached to your head, so that when you begin the "bad" stupid the electrodes will zap your nut sac and the impulse will then set the hammer off thus thumping you in the head. If your a woman a sand paper dildo should ram in and out of both your vagina and ass, and lighters should be lit under each of your nipples thus causing pain both coming and going.
Now I know that my methods may sound a bit extream but this is why I believe that it needs to be done. "Wal-Mart" (interchangeable with any other public place of shopping or what have you where masses larger than 4 people exist.)Now I like the rest of the world love wal-mart for their low prices and abundance of locations. However, there is a special breed of stupid that places like these breed. Now I tend to go shopping to clam my nerves. However, walmarttions have that ability to drive me to a murderous rampage of house wear toting insanity. What is HWTI you ask? Well that is where you go into house wears and get the largest knife, and heaviest frying pan and stalk people from the tops of shelves and descend upon them with anger and unadulterated violence, smashing in their heads or stabbing them until they are tenderized bloody puddles of meat. Either way it is a good thing.
The reason that I wish to do this to people is because of one, no wait two things. 1.) Common Curtasey and 2.) Self Centered-ness. Now people who believe that they are the only one's in the fucking store and that their needs out weigh the needs of the others shopping there, I believe should have rabid weezles teleported into their heads and then set on fire. PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY LIVING CREATURES THAT LIKE TO SHOP AT THESE PLACES, KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND MOVE IN ROTATION. THEN THAT WAY YOU WILL KEEP THE FLOW OF THE UNIVERSE IN TUNE AND BALANCED other wise you will just piss someone like me off and well end up getting fucked up when you look at me crazy or say something stupid. And well the Common Curtisy falls into this catagory too. Just say excuse me or could you please had that too me, or something to that extent you knuckle dragging sub monkey.
No what do people have to do? Stand behind you and huff and puff or clear their throat. MUTHA FUCKER YOU NEED A COUGH DROP? Or the people that will just push past your and bump into you and not say sorry. WTF am I not a human worthy of some acknowledgment? Dont go acting like you just bumped into some hard air, you uncouthed ass spelunkers.
Also, before I got into the Adult Entertainment Industry full swing, I use to work for Wally World. Yes your amateur porn prince, a wal-mart employee. I worked in Department 85 which is Photo Lab. But that is another story for another time. The whole point of this posting is STUPID PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK ASS.
So take a good look at the picture attached to this post. If you happen to see me walking through some random store, and you see people being stupid. Help them out by warning them to stay the fuck away from me.
Also, I am really not liking my wireless connection right now. I piggy back on someone else's signal but still it is crap. Thank god for Dial up *shivers* I thought that I would never have to say that
THANK YOU ALL
JD
Random Madness
So if you've seen my last couple of postings and are wondering about the whole "showing love for" deal, well its because I have to post those peoples images otherwise they weren't going to list me. And I figured that I would put them in my blog because well, I didnt want them on my site....lol. So Im sorry for that if you are getting all peeved.
Anyways Im kinda pissed right now because my Myspace account was closed last night due to "Spamming the Forum" so I have made a new one now which is www.myspace.com/jdstyles4u so hopefully I can go back to doing my ad campaign and not get deleted. And it was my fault because yesterday I did make a posting in the fourm's when I knew I probably shouldn't have because I normally only post in the Groups area, but oh well.
So yeah, I've really been working hard trying to get everything up and running. I want to make 2007 a good year, and so far it has been. I talked to my Tax people and got some really good ideas and Im in the process of getting my marketing underway, and the website Rude.com is taking off and taking me a long with it. I'm getting anywhere from 45-200 new viewers a day so that is really really cool.
I have all but given up on Camboysxxx.com because their traffic sucks, and well they just aren't doing all they promised to do. So my main camming site right now is Rude, which are free shows. However, I think that im going to be using my account at ImLive.com more now, I'm not sure yet. If I do I will let you all know. I wish that I could get a posting on Southern-Gents.com because when I was working for that site I was doing well, but it was hard for me to get my pictures done because of the fact that I had no photographer, but thats life right.
Also, I think that Im going to start keeping a Live Blog where I will update at least once a week, because I found this really cool hosting service thats free and will host .SWF files its called snapdrive.net so yeah thats a cool thing, which I've been wanting to post via video for a long time, but just havent found the place to do so. I have a photobucket account but I dont like the fact that they brand their video players, this way if I can do it the way I hope I can, it will allow me to create and brand my own video player.
Well im off for now I have to do some marketing research for the UK, and European area's because well I want to be a global hoe.
Laters
BTW go check out www.rude.com/jdstyles?home and sign up for a free myspace like account that gives you access to free porn, videos, chat rooms, xxx pictures and more. Just click on the Fan of / Subscribe button and make your new profile. Heck, if you get all the stuff filled out you can become a producer and make money from your profile just for uploading porn, and pictures and so on. But enough of that.
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