Goddess Help me survive the stupid & my wireless

OK so if your any type of viewer or reader of mine you know how much i value the lives of the stupid. Well its an understatement, I FUCKING HATE THE STUPID. Let me begin by explaining to you the difference's in acting stupid and just being a window licker.

1.) To be/act stupid : is to do things that defy the normal function of everyday life and to act out in a manner that should/would/does/ect...cause harm to oneself or to another. Or to be in a joking manner into which others find funny. Clowning around.

2.) Saying/doing/acting/demonstrating/ect...actions/tasks that one would find in persons of lower intelligence. The act of saying something stupid like ("where is the purple pen?" when you are holding it and looking at it). Doing something stupid, like when you would place your hand into boiling oil to get your ring out of the bottom of the vat. Acting in a stupid manner...going up to a Club Bouncer and slapping him in the face and then grabbing his nuts and saying "you know you like it bitch" and being a guy. Demonstrating your stupidity.....by running with scissors and falling on them.

Of course this in no way makes a complete listing of all the ways one can be stupid. Now I must say sometimes stupidity is fun, but when people live and breath stupidity that is when I have a problem with them. I believe that it should hurt to be stupid. That if your a man, you should have electrodes attached to your ball sac and a hammer rigged helmet attached to your head, so that when you begin the "bad" stupid the electrodes will zap your nut sac and the impulse will then set the hammer off thus thumping you in the head. If your a woman a sand paper dildo should ram in and out of both your vagina and ass, and lighters should be lit under each of your nipples thus causing pain both coming and going.
Now I know that my methods may sound a bit extream but this is why I believe that it needs to be done. "Wal-Mart" (interchangeable with any other public place of shopping or what have you where masses larger than 4 people exist.)Now I like the rest of the world love wal-mart for their low prices and abundance of locations. However, there is a special breed of stupid that places like these breed. Now I tend to go shopping to clam my nerves. However, walmarttions have that ability to drive me to a murderous rampage of house wear toting insanity. What is HWTI you ask? Well that is where you go into house wears and get the largest knife, and heaviest frying pan and stalk people from the tops of shelves and descend upon them with anger and unadulterated violence, smashing in their heads or stabbing them until they are tenderized bloody puddles of meat. Either way it is a good thing.
The reason that I wish to do this to people is because of one, no wait two things. 1.) Common Curtasey and 2.) Self Centered-ness. Now people who believe that they are the only one's in the fucking store and that their needs out weigh the needs of the others shopping there, I believe should have rabid weezles teleported into their heads and then set on fire. PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY LIVING CREATURES THAT LIKE TO SHOP AT THESE PLACES, KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND MOVE IN ROTATION. THEN THAT WAY YOU WILL KEEP THE FLOW OF THE UNIVERSE IN TUNE AND BALANCED other wise you will just piss someone like me off and well end up getting fucked up when you look at me crazy or say something stupid. And well the Common Curtisy falls into this catagory too. Just say excuse me or could you please had that too me, or something to that extent you knuckle dragging sub monkey.
No what do people have to do? Stand behind you and huff and puff or clear their throat. MUTHA FUCKER YOU NEED A COUGH DROP? Or the people that will just push past your and bump into you and not say sorry. WTF am I not a human worthy of some acknowledgment? Dont go acting like you just bumped into some hard air, you uncouthed ass spelunkers.
Also, before I got into the Adult Entertainment Industry full swing, I use to work for Wally World. Yes your amateur porn prince, a wal-mart employee. I worked in Department 85 which is Photo Lab. But that is another story for another time. The whole point of this posting is STUPID PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK ASS.

So take a good look at the picture attached to this post. If you happen to see me walking through some random store, and you see people being stupid. Help them out by warning them to stay the fuck away from me.

Also, I am really not liking my wireless connection right now. I piggy back on someone else's signal but still it is crap. Thank god for Dial up *shivers* I thought that I would never have to say that

THANK YOU ALL

JD