Why are Ants the bain of my existance?

Ok so summer is fastly approaching and the ants have woken up and have once again begun their pillage upon my home. I have killed 67 nope make that 68 ants on my desk within the last 10 minutes. God I hate them and why must it be 4000 degrees in my room and office? grrrr. Anyways I got a $50 gift card to Kohl's and I was looking at it like WTF am I going to do with this? SO I went to their website, and didnt find anything, so I went to their store today and didnt find anything except a pair of super mario brother sleeper shorts which are fucking cool as hell but anyways, Friday is my birthday and I dont know what Im going to do for my birthday, any idea's?