George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline:

George Carlin's solution to Save Gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best wa y to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended t his country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, sh! ip them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends
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You know I think that this is one of the most briallient ideas that I have ever heard. It would be effeciant too. Not only would we be able to bring our troops home but the illegals would then fight for us and in return receive an education, pension, and their citizenship. That way we all benefit. Our tax dollars wont shoot up through the roof trying to compensate for welfair, wic, and medical, MIA, MISP, and all of those other county medical treatments. They would be making a better future for themselves and their families.