compare the two wouldn't that just make you angry?
Now I know that your sitting here trying to read that last paragraph wondering if I typed it out wrong but well I will for your sake tell you that I
didn't type it wrong, and yes it is suppose to be that confusing. Recently I was the center of the universe in two peoples argument. Now we will call person A Bob and person B Jan.
Now Bob has a child we will call Greg. Now Greg is failing his subjects at school and has been sent home a notice saying that if he doesn't improve within the next couple of months that he will have to attend summer school or be held back a grade.
Well Bob tells Greg that if improvements aren't shown within X number of days that Greg will be attending Continuation School.
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Pretty straight forward thus far correct?
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So Bob turns to Jan and says "man its hard for me to say stuff like that to him, because I just want nothing but the best for him..." (a reasonable heartfelt statement from a caring and concerned parent.) Then Jan says "what is hard about it, we have given him every opportunity for him to do well, we have restricted him, taken things away, ect. and nothing works. If he does well in Continuation School then that is where he should be."
To which Bob replies with "you just don't understand" and Jan says "what don't I understand? That you don't want to say things like that to him because you didn't complete school yourself or what?" Which thus begins the fight.
Jan and Bob begin fighting about Greg's GPA, and lack of conviction on Bob's part in the whole education process, which leads Bob into then attacking me. NOW this is where it gets interesting. Bob starts yelling at Jan about me because I don't have a 'job' because the adult industry isn't a real 9-5 but well we all know that its actually a 5am-12am + and that begins the whole he said she said, he does this and doesn't do that, bullshit. So as the fight progresses, Bob then turns on Jan. And finally it ends up with Jan telling Bob to get out of the house.
A then quickly humbled Bob begin begging for more time than a 3 day leave notice, and to which Jan says "get the fuck out, you don't care about me and what happens in this house then why the fuck should I care about you.....figure it out ass hole, your out tomorrow."
I love how I am the center of the universe for people, especially when they "don't like me" because it seems that the more that someone hates you the more that they have tabs on
what's going on in your life. But hey, fuck what you heard, recognize what you see, love your haters because they're your biggest fans....!

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