Subject: First Graders
> >>A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
> >>>using a bowl of Lifesavers.
> >>>
> >>>The children began to say:
> >>>
> >>>Red......................Cherry
> >>>Yellow................Lemon
> >>>Green...................Lime
> >>>Orange.................Orange
> >>>
> >>>Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
> >>>
> >>>None of the children could identify the taste.
> >>>
> >>>"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
> >>>may sometimes call your father."
> >>>
> >>>One little girl looked up in horror, and yelled
>>>>"Oh, my God...spit them out...they're assholes"
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