and other phrases of holiday cheer. Well christmas has come and gone and left in its wake a 23 pound bag of future landfill, holiday gultiny, and fighting. Because you know the family cant get together without a big fight of some kind. It all started after a trip to Walmart for last minute supplies, and getting hope to find that there is no wraping paper. FUCKING GREAT RIGHT? So then after people are asleep "santa" has to get his merry jolly ass to wrapping and then has to use random scraps of paper, tin foil, scrapbooking supplies, pillow cases and what ever else could be found.
Then after all is said and done its 4 in the morning, and "santa" cant sleep so he browses on the net for the next hour and a half, at which time "santa" passes out Sim style and sleeps for what seems like 15 minutes so that he can be woke back up and watch the hours of hard work be distroyed in minutes, and then trys to go back to sleep. about 1 hour later "santa" is woke up again and told to get dressed that we have to go to dinner at the families.
After getting to the families and seeing their loot, "santa" begins cooking breakfeast for everyone because the cookies and ho-ho's are now out of his diabetic system and his fat ass is hungry. 42 pancakes later, "santa" gets to sit down to eat 3 bites of pancake before someone knocks a glass of water on to his plate. Then sits around for 2 hours and waits for the Ham to cook. Once dinner is started the family then begins to fight, into which "santa" said "Fuck this shit 'ight" and goes home just to find that the update that he was doing didnt go through, the movie he was downloading has a password on it, and his 2nd computer is running slow as fuck.
SO to all a very merry FUCK OFF!
Love Licks and Stiff Dicks
JD Styles
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